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I wish they'd do a Godzilla movie with a black man, don't you?
- How about some of these nice greens? - Thank you very much, Dad.
Gettin'to know you like me
I think it's ridiculous, a man at your age gettin' married.
Donna Harris dropped me off. You remember Donna Harris.
A man like to believe that's him in the ring winning...
Why don't you wait until we finished eatin'?
- Where did you meet her? - At a taco stand.
Sammy works everywhere.
- You get married? - You don't think I can?
I'll be cool, Pop. Don't worry.
- What? - That's right.
What do you think she's doing in the kitchen now?
Not when there's somebody coming to cook dinner.
We don't have to sit here... Come on. Let's get out of here.
Oh, Fred.
- Sheila can cook anything. - You mean she can defrost anything.
- Hello. - Hi, Mama. What's happening?
What was that other thing you said I was?
Tell him how ridiculous it is for a man at his age to be getting married.
That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period, speaking.
You talked about age and stuff, and that's how we got in that fight.
You certainly do.
There's a horror movie on later, Melvin.
A lot of men wear 'em nowadays, so what's wrong with that?
That's it. Left hook. You got him now.
The sheik
- You know that, don't you, Fred? - Yeah, I know it...
Show a black man gettin' the best of the monster for a change.
Well, before we go, I have something for you to make it official.
I just couldn't get you out of my mind.