Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know how you feel about her, but you don't have to call her "Mom. "

Fred, I will not be talked to that way by your son.

Now that she's here, just watch what you say.

- What is the matter with you? - Excuse me.

What? You know it's no good to have two women in the kitchen.

Well, son, I got to thinking. Maybe we didn't give it a chance.

Isn't that romantic?

- Had six kids. - Abraham had some help from the Lord.

- Just the three of us. - The three of you?

- The practical nurse. The barracuda. - Don't call her that.

And when she passes by, you can smell rubbing alcohol.

- Must be. - They say men always start wars.

I never really thought about it.

- and we could get together again. - So am I, Fred.

Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience.

You remembered. Donna's gonna be very happy about that.

- A little more. - Thank you, Dad.

I'd like to talk to you about tonight too.

- Does she got varicose veins? - No. And don't look at her legs.

For every man, there's a woman.

- Yeah. - That funny?

- everyone would get so uptight. - Excuse me.

Yeah, I remember the night in the car.

See, you are sweet, just like I said.

That's okay. Send one over there.

Oh, yes, thank you. Sure looks tasty.