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If you're gonna make fun of it, I ain't gonna even wear it.
Was that a car I just heard? Did you get a ride home?
- I suppose you can. - If somebody as old and ridiculous...
You really are ridiculous. Where did you get that thing from anyway?
- Smells good. What is it? - Glazed ham and candied sweet potatoes.
I can see a lot of interesting evenings ahead for you two, once you get married.
I'm tellin' you, don't do it. Just don't do it.
Gettin'to like you
I'll think of something to call her.
Excuse me, Lamont. If your last name is Sanford...
how come the monogram on your towel says "H.I."?
What will you tell 'em when they ask you what you see in me?
You ought to try some of this applejack.
and eats up the United States Senate. "
- 'Cause we eatin' now. - Listen. I don't have to smoke.
Well, it ain't yours yet, but it will be after I make 35 more payments.
I've been a bachelor for over 20 years. I'm ready to get shook.
Wait a minute. You just can't come in here and tell me that.
Come on.
Instead of being here with us, enjoying a great fight and having a good time...
Fred, how do you think your son will react?
You know all those Godzilla movies? They were all made in Japan.