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and eats up the United States Senate. "
Wait a minute. You just can't come in here and tell me that.
Instead of being here with us, enjoying a great fight and having a good time...
You ought to try some of this applejack.
- I suppose you can. - If somebody as old and ridiculous...
Was that a car I just heard? Did you get a ride home?
Fred, how do you think your son will react?
If you're gonna make fun of it, I ain't gonna even wear it.
Well, it ain't yours yet, but it will be after I make 35 more payments.
Gettin'to like you
how come the monogram on your towel says "H.I."?
You really are ridiculous. Where did you get that thing from anyway?
Come on.
I'm tellin' you, don't do it. Just don't do it.
Excuse me, Lamont. If your last name is Sanford...
- Smells good. What is it? - Glazed ham and candied sweet potatoes.
- 'Cause we eatin' now. - Listen. I don't have to smoke.
I've been a bachelor for over 20 years. I'm ready to get shook.
You know all those Godzilla movies? They were all made in Japan.
What will you tell 'em when they ask you what you see in me?
I'll think of something to call her.
I can see a lot of interesting evenings ahead for you two, once you get married.