Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(DOOR CREAKS REPEATEDLY)
How's Claire?
No, obviously, you were there. You know, that's good. That's helpful.
(CONTINUES MOANING)
FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Received at 9am.
I'm sorry, Tom, am I embarrassing you again?
So do you think you could step outside for a moment?
What the hell happened last night?
I can never really trust when someone that good-looking is into me.
No headache?
Why is that?
I imagine it's because you think that you kind of look like one
- Who broke up with who? - She broke up with me.
But no. I... I didn't...
Yeah, I want to. I just...
(PHONE BEEPS)
I just think it's a funny image.
- Baileys? - Yep.
She's been moved to a ward.
Ugh.
I... I cut myself shaving.
Also, uh, Claire and I broke up.
JOSH: Shit, Tom! That sounds gay.
(PHONE RINGS)
Got a headache at all?
It was a surprise. I didn't know.
- I made out with a boy. - I know.
Lights.
Are you saying you don't want to be friends?
Ah, no. No.
Alan, I promise you,
WOMAN: Josh? Lovey, I need some help.
Ok. I won't.