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Call me!
Oh, the... the little mole on your lip, it's bleeding.
- I'm sorry. - Well, isn't that just charming?
Oh. Ok.
I'm gay.
No, they're not. Have you ever seen one pick something off the floor?
Claire is quite good-looking.
Oh. Why?
unless she has people around to keep an eye on her.
Oh, God.
Call me back.
You've never left this much time
- She just wasn't happy with you? - I guess not.
please just let me know.
OK.
then a magpie might mistake your penis for a worm and eat it.
Your father told me to wait here for a moment.
- You guess? - Yes. I mean, yes...
It's probably my fault.
You break up with someone, what is the point for them in living?
What?
Alright.
- What are you doing? - I'm on my break.
- And drank half a bottle of Baileys? - Yes, Dad. I know what happened.
Well, I don't know, Niamh.
Hi, Dad.
CLAIRE: Hey, Josh. Your dad called, and he told me what happened.
You've been divorced for a while. I don't think that really matters.
Is this ok?
I really don't think she was that good-looking when we got together.
It's the third worst thing that's ever happened to me during sex.
Josh.