Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

At least if they're mediocre-looking,

I just hate that you think you have some sort of special affinity with giraffes.

- How's it going? - Oh, yeah. Big day.

- Think you might be in my chair. - Oh, shit. Sorry.

Mae! How long have you been in the car?

Oh, it's nothing. It's just, uh... we broke up yesterday.

Well, I don't want to. I especially don't want to with your permission.

Brilliant. That's clever.

Just Last Time You Came In, I Was Googling Giraffes, and I happened to be googling giraffes again today.

FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Message received at 8:09am.

Oh! Josh, this is Geoffrey.

- Wow. That is very nice of you. - Yeah. I'm a modern-day hero.

I just... I just really think I have to move back in with her.

This isn't good at all.

"Hero" is a strong word.

Oh, yes, of course it is.

But all I can think about is my rubbish face and obsessing.

- Of course she owns a fucking turtle. - Owned.