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Oh, what the fuck?
I mean, it's just, I'm turning 21 soon,
Tom, you said you were gonna break up with her.
and you're here having a dinner party.
But you weren't just... Anyway. I don't know.
Like, you can have sex in the house, if you want.
Hey, sweetheart.
Are you eating my Pop Rocks?
A tiny version of you terrified that a...
Nope.
you want to share with me in some kind of talk?
He used to come to the back door every morning.
If I'd known, maybe I would have planned a more mournful evening.
Puberty did well with her.
Uh, I'm studying a bachelor of creative industries.
Um... she said we'd drifted.
There's another thing, also, um, to that.
How's your mum?
Just have a few questions.
You used to be really awkward to look at.
You see, that's the nature of drifting, is that it happens slowly, over time,
(SNIFFLES)
I've still got a little bit of a headache.
- That Mum took a box of Panadol? - Yeah, you told me on the phone.
I think Mum tried to kill herself.
- Nobody... - I had a pet magpie for a while.
Am I mental?
and then I bled actual blood into his actual mouth.
I just, uh...
I kind of feel like we've drifted, you know.
Wouldn't really be that different, would it?
In a situation like this, we can't release the patient
I just...
If you get a headache in the next few weeks,
You have to do this. You can do this. Come on.
to get out of this conversation, by the way.
- Why'd she break up with you? - I... I don't know.
I've decided I am going to break up with Niamh.
Surely, they'd be the same-sized spoons.