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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Do you roast your own beans?
- Who was that? - Uh, that's, uh...
Sorry, we're making up for lost time.
Oh.
You know, I, uh, went to college
- Yes, let's do it. - Okay.
and just quit it with the harmonica lessons on YouTube.
This coffee is... terrible.
- Isn't it? - Yeah.
The max capacity for the basket is a buck-fifty.
Like, before I was married, when I was in high school,
You're not gonna cut your hair again, are you?
- I still got some juice. - Okay.
- the look on his face. - Yas, queen!
this guy was a wise man.
Tell him to check the drunk tank.
that I stole a car in 10th grade,
- to prove they're not a narc. - Yeah.
of my ex-husband's girlfriend!
- It's kind of like "Star Wars." - Whoa!
back in the sink, or are there 100 of them
Uh, good, 'cause you wouldn't last
I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy
Excuse me.
Angola, for instance.
- What? - "Wild Hogs"!
light up at the sight of Old Saint Nick...
Oh, right, of course, because if we do, Santa...
Merry Christmas from me, too. I'm an elf.
Spread the word, bitches. Craymie in the house!
- Glenn. - Okay, fine. I'll go first.