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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Angola, for instance.
of my ex-husband's girlfriend!
light up at the sight of Old Saint Nick...
The max capacity for the basket is a buck-fifty.
Oh.
this guy was a wise man.
Do you roast your own beans?
back in the sink, or are there 100 of them
Tell him to check the drunk tank.
- to prove they're not a narc. - Yeah.
I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy
Spread the word, bitches. Craymie in the house!
- It's kind of like "Star Wars." - Whoa!
- I still got some juice. - Okay.
that I stole a car in 10th grade,
and just quit it with the harmonica lessons on YouTube.
Merry Christmas from me, too. I'm an elf.
Sorry, we're making up for lost time.
Oh, right, of course, because if we do, Santa...
Uh, good, 'cause you wouldn't last
Excuse me.
This coffee is... terrible.
- Who was that? - Uh, that's, uh...
- What? - "Wild Hogs"!
- Yes, let's do it. - Okay.
Like, before I was married, when I was in high school,
- Isn't it? - Yeah.
- Glenn. - Okay, fine. I'll go first.
- the look on his face. - Yas, queen!
You know, I, uh, went to college
You're not gonna cut your hair again, are you?