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I didn't know if... if I was supposed to tell you.
a lot of trouble with my, uh, Eddie Bauer Discover card.
but I could use triple the powder.
- That was mortifying for you. - Mm-hmm, I was there, Dina.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
His head popped off.
Oh, what about the rulebook of respect?
- Yes! - I bet it's gonna be all like,
My boyfriend wound up in a coma.
- Is that right? - I'm really good at pool.
That gets on the bottom of your shoes,
so he just comes up with these little excuses.
I could stay at, like, a creepy motel nearby.
- I'll be fine. - Yeah.
Bell... two..three... four.
with little miss tight sweater and her disgusting coffee,
Yeah, yeah. Fine.
- the voltage tester, please? - But I do have to say
What the [bleep] is wrong with you?
but turns out, it was just a muscle spasm from low folic acid.
Boom!
Oh, yeah, you got to let Craymie out more often.
Three owl bitch.
But nice try.
That is a normal barn baby
Listen, Glenn, I know what you're trying to do.
Not because I'm gonna kill you,
Whoo!
- I am looking for a place. - Not looking hard enough.
Uh, sure. Yes.
I'm serious. I-I'm going to unleash crazy Amy.
on Christmas Eve.
It's so much fun kicking them.
He'll tell you the whole story.
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