Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

With a Baby Jesus and Three Wise Men?
I got a really annoying roommate,
Awful. Yeah, tastes like piss.
There's cocoa in aisle nine.
I just started taking skydiving lessons.
Oh, yeah, I should not be getting behind the wheel of a car right now.
You wouldn't happen to have a scale we could use, would you?
- Like a narc. - Yeah, that's a good way of putting it.
Really?
Nothing. Merry Christmas.
- Okay. - Thanks.
That was the tiniest sip I've ever seen.
It's about looking back
I've been gone a year, Samantha.
Um, okay. Well, this is awkward.
- Okay. - No, you guys, I did.
Who wants to do Adderall off my boobs?
- Mm-hmm. - All right.
Santa saying, "Make yourself at home."
She did. 10th grade.
three... four?
on a pool scholarship.
And I guess, you know, when you work with someone
Go, go, go, go!
What, are you kidding me? I don't weigh 150 pounds.
Oh, yeah?
- Narc alert. - Oh, it's the fun police.
I don't understand
You know the rules. No religious crap in the store.
Oh, you know, I think you're working too hard.
What the [bleep] is wrong with you?
- Amy? - Adam, hi.
You leave him alone, you monster!
- But I guess... - Elves don't talk.
In some countries, that's considered late.
So you drove a shopping cart three miles
He's got a tiny limp. He's fine.
No, I'm at her place. Um, what did you want?
- Three-owl bitch. - All right.
Yeah. Super lame.
- Yeah. - But at least...