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cold out here, and I cannot turn
And would you like Santa to bring you a real gift
Yeah.
Guy's fighting above his weight class.
If you say so, but I'm weighing you
And then we'll see who's crazy.
Couldn't even ask about the car.
3 owl bitch.
I don't know. I just mean, like...
You know, I haven't bought your gift yet.
And then another time, I thought Jerry came
- Go to her place. - To Bridgett's house?
Ugh.
or skydiving, or, like,
- Okay. - And we're sure this is
Okay, thanks.
Oh, no, no, no. Today's gonna be a mess.
Yeah.
- No. - Well, I ran into
- Okay. - Get out of here.
So you put water in his shampoo?
- Time to get written up. - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, hold on.
- No. - It's from Santa Claus.
Oh, you mean "clean up my greasy kitchen
Uh, I was, you guys. I was a teen mom.
just 'cause it... it's a really fun story.
with double the amount of cocoa powder?
Apparently Santa's Christmas cheer level was at a .08.
Oh, well, that sounds festive.
You just didn't know me before.
No. I mean, maybe.
faster than walking?
I mean, it's just... It's messed up.