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Ugh.
And then we'll see who's crazy.
Yeah, hold on.
Oh, well, that sounds festive.
- Okay. - And we're sure this is
And would you like Santa to bring you a real gift
Guy's fighting above his weight class.
Apparently Santa's Christmas cheer level was at a .08.
You just didn't know me before.
- Time to get written up. - Mm-hmm.
I don't know. I just mean, like...
I mean, it's just... It's messed up.
And then another time, I thought Jerry came
- Okay. - Get out of here.
Couldn't even ask about the car.
3 owl bitch.
You know, I haven't bought your gift yet.
- No. - It's from Santa Claus.
- Go to her place. - To Bridgett's house?
with double the amount of cocoa powder?
cold out here, and I cannot turn
Yeah.
- No. - Well, I ran into
No. I mean, maybe.
Oh, you mean "clean up my greasy kitchen
or skydiving, or, like,
Yeah.
Okay, thanks.
So you put water in his shampoo?
If you say so, but I'm weighing you
faster than walking?
Oh, no, no, no. Today's gonna be a mess.
Uh, I was, you guys. I was a teen mom.
just 'cause it... it's a really fun story.