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- Uh-huh. - Did you check the twitch
Okay, well, we're not in stupid Angola, Marcus.
- It could be. - Yeah.
I'm gonna crash elsewhere tonight, so...
They have a pool table and one of those video poker machines...
Mmm. Wow.
Not in, like, a spiteful way or anything.
that get you through your next tour.
You want to see what Christmas is all about?
I just crushed it up.
So I just need Adam to verify that.
Um, I told my coworkers
I mean, now you're just stealing my alcohol.
Do you know what I feel like I should do?
There's a lot of reasons he could be at that skank's house.
- Yeah, but weren't you 19? - Still a teen.
Yeah, I could...
I've never experienced the miracle of little lightbulbs
Yeah, just always assume we're talking about Bridgett's house.
Why would you just assume I'm gonna turn you in?
I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars.
Adam opens the door, and then I get to see
It's just... it's like he wants to be mad at me,
that Amy's ex-husband is sleeping with.
Oh, my God. My battery's dead.
finally taking those motorcycle lessons,
what about noise-canceling headphones?
- Go, go! - Don't fail me now!
Yeah, that's a great place to start.
Maybe you should tell us why you're here, Adam,
to pull the plug. I think that's what it was.
Candy cane!
No, below average.
- I'm sorry? - You keep activating