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what about noise-canceling headphones?
I've never experienced the miracle of little lightbulbs
- Go, go! - Don't fail me now!
There's a lot of reasons he could be at that skank's house.
I'm gonna crash elsewhere tonight, so...
Yeah, just always assume we're talking about Bridgett's house.
Mmm. Wow.
to pull the plug. I think that's what it was.
Oh, my God. My battery's dead.
Adam opens the door, and then I get to see
Why would you just assume I'm gonna turn you in?
No, below average.
- It could be. - Yeah.
Maybe you should tell us why you're here, Adam,
Candy cane!
- I'm sorry? - You keep activating
finally taking those motorcycle lessons,
- Yeah, but weren't you 19? - Still a teen.
So I just need Adam to verify that.
Do you know what I feel like I should do?
that Amy's ex-husband is sleeping with.
They have a pool table and one of those video poker machines...
Not in, like, a spiteful way or anything.
I mean, now you're just stealing my alcohol.
Yeah, that's a great place to start.
Yeah, I could...
It's just... it's like he wants to be mad at me,
I just crushed it up.
I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars.
You want to see what Christmas is all about?
- Uh-huh. - Did you check the twitch
Okay, well, we're not in stupid Angola, Marcus.
that get you through your next tour.
Um, I told my coworkers