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[all laughing]
I GOT A LOT TO DO BEFORE DINNER.
AND THESE ARE MY 2 CHILDREN, ROGER AND DEE.
THEN A LOT OF STUFF WOULD HAPPEN
OH, I HAVE TO DO THIS ON THE ADDIN' MACHINE, RERUN.
HER NAME IS LEE.
YEAH.
THAT'S 95 CENTS. THANK YOU.
I THINK SHE'S A VERY NICE PERSON.
HEY, UM, UH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, ROGER?
I EVEN TRIED TO BRIBE HER, BUT SHE SAID SHE WASN'T ALLOWED
DON'T BE LATE.
AND WHEN THE CEREMONY STARTS, I'LL ENTER THROUGH THE DOOR.
THEN YOUR BRIDE AND HER FATHER--
THE ONLY FUN THING WAS GETTIN' ON THE FLYING DUMBO RIDE.
THANK YOU, SON.
ARE YOU ON THE BRIDE'S SIDE OR THE GROOM'S SIDE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
[laughing]
WELL, YOU MUST HAVE HAD SOME GOOD TIME, HUH?
(Rev. Burk) AS MY LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND.
WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO RUN ALONG NOW? I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
AND HIS CAMPING GEAR?
NOT THIS SATURDAY, YOU WON'T.
WELL, THAT WAS THE IDEA.
LET HIM SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD HIS PEACE."
THAT YOU THINK I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW ABOUT.
WELL, I'M TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING YOU MIGHT LIKE.
I MEAN, SO WHAT IF SHE CAN'T COOK?
OH, YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
UH-HUH. WELL, DID YOU HAVE A QUESTION, ROGER?
SHIRLEY, THAT'S LEE HENDERSON.
OH, HI, EVERYBODY. HI, MAMA.
NOT ONLY ARE YOU BOTH YOUR FATHER'S CHILDREN,
NOW YOU HAD A SUNDAE, SOME FRENCH FRIES, AND A PIE A LA MODE.
TO CHERISH.
AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
"WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO JOIN IN HOLY MATRIMONY
A NICE JUICY ROAST, CANDIED YAMS,
A WHOLE NICKEL! HERE, SHIRLEY, SHIRLEY,
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