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"TO THIS MAN AND THIS WOMAN BEING MARRIED,
THERE'S NO NEED GOING OVER IT POINT BY POINT.
YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
NOW, THE CEREMONY IS REALLY VERY SIMPLE.
ABOUT WHAT, MAMA?
♪ [organ music playing]
WHAT?
IS TO MAKE EACH GUEST FEEL AT HOME.
OH, RAJ GAVE ME A NICKEL,
I DON'T WANT THEM TO GET MARRIED AND I'M LEAVING NOW.
[inaudible]
NO.
LET ME GET IT.
DEE, IF YOU OPEN THE DOOR,
[sighing]
[bawling]
UH, EXCUSE ME, REV. BURK, SIR.
EATIN' ALL THOSE HOT DOGS AND GOIN' ON ALL THOSE RIDES.
TAKE THEE, WILLIAM,
DADDY'S NOT IN LOVE.
TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH.
HEY, BILL, IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T GO UP AND YELL AT HER.
YOU'RE UP TO TRIPLE FIGURES.
WHEN SHE GETS HUNGRY ENOUGH, SHE'LL COME OUT.
THANK YOU. YOU, TOO.
TAKE THEE, LENORA,
OK, THANKS FOR TAKING ME TO DISNEYLAND.
THEN, LET'S DON'T ACCEPT IT.
WELL, BILL, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
WAS QUITE THE RIGHT PLACE TO TELL 'EM.
MOUSE EARS, MICKEY MOUSE DOLL, AND A DISNEYLAND BANNER.
I, LENORA,
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.
WELL, MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE SOFT ON HER. I'LL GET HER OUT.
I WAS READING THIS ARTICLE ON SECOND WEDDINGS AND--
I'M MAKING A PAIR OF CAMPING SHORTS FOR SNOOPY.
[sighing]