Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to take my prize:
for a new fundraising thermometer.
Maybe your father?
It's not his fault. Some scammer
No. No.
I can handle my money.
in a online billiards forum.
holding cell costs and handcuff tax.
Mmm.
Your Social Security number has been compromised.
How many knives have you even sold?
♪ Here comes the money ♪
But how can you miss money you never knew you had?
Face it, genius:
What? Is that you, Bart?
This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
Bart, don't you remember?
Dad, anyone can get scammed. Even me.
(huffs)
Okay, I know this seems bad, but... but, uh...
No, you can sell other people on selling them.
We're not gonna need Social Security.
married a smusher‐‐ those were the fellas you hired
to get him out of any kind of jam.
(laughs) I don't sell them.
$500 worth of appetizers.
Where the hell did you get that kind of money,
I leave you $10,000
ALL: Shaming is blaming.
Now, off to add more blackout dates
(gasps) I knew it!
- ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Money talks ♪
Aw, don't worry about that.
final will and testament.