Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, come on, Mom, you always see the good in everything.

Your Grampa loves you.

You are all in an unethical industry

(panting) Oh, man.

the same thing wouldn't have happened to you?

- Look! - BART: Why can't Dad

and the whole town came out to throw tar...

to bail my grandson out of an unnamed jail.

These knives sell selling themselves themselves.

you can join us in a class action lawsuit.

I'm nothing but a feeble, useless, old idjit.

I have come here to...

Now, isn't there someone you need to apologize to?

Me, scammed? (laughs)

So, no, I will not be donating.

Just think of all the ways my life could have been better

Now to read Abraham J. Simpson's

Now, what do we say to shamers like him?

So you got to be like me‐‐ always on guard

I trust that you'll mail me the money.

So they're just employees doing this for a paycheck?

But my father fell for some super‐obvious scam

And my rates went up.

Let's go get my eventual money back.

It's 20 years of my cribbage winnings,

unless you hired a Dutch family to blow on your food for you.

Um, it's just a suggested amount.

put up that bail money, your granddaughter

Put 'em in the garage with the others.

No one hornswoggles Abraham J...

These criminals target the good in all of us,

BART'S VOICE: Not gonna happen, dude.

but when I clicked the link, they hacked my phone

Don't look at my gullible face! (sobs)