Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Stupid government thinks it's smarter than me.

give us your bank information...

BOY: Grandfather! You've got to help me!

claiming punk rockers were threatening to cut my hair

Put five bucks on any two animals fighting.

Should we get the rest to go?

From hedge funds to payday loans to the NCAA,

but I choose inheriting $10,000

I got hit with a deductible‐‐ another wedgie!

This place got us through it.

Now, these are the things you should never say to a victim.

First pet's name: Homer.

I'm so sorry, Grampa.

Make rain a modest, fixed amount.

that I would never meet the real Melissa Joan Hart

♪ The new kid on the block ♪

No. You were just trying to be a good grandparent.

Hello? Yes, this is a grandparent

But I still have to believe the barrel is mostly good.

That's why I never get any insurance.

let alone working as a drug mule.

and the unique pattern of church bells

This is Jerry down at whatever bank you use.

I'm just thankful the Russian secret police

for I am Loki, god of mischief.

I said such horrible things to him.

What more do you want?

Justice wasn't served,

Grampa, you got to keep talking so that guy stays on the phone.

but I gave them something to believe in.

So, because I'm a moron,

(all inhale, exhale)

♪ Money, money, money, money, money, money, money ♪