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Ladies, meet Stripper Lily.
Really? I can't feel my fingers.
And he has no idea what a great girl he's missing out on.
Barney?
Ti si super
- seven years from now? - Oh, dear God, I hope that doesn't happen.
(SPITTING)
And so, Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find
- I think we went to MacLaren's. - Okay.
Barney, why are we here?
But I've learned a lot since then. I've learned a lot tonight.
I've learned a lot about relationships by watching you and Lily.
- Promise? - Promise.
It's harmless. Wait.
This is insane.
I do care, Barney. Look, we're dating now, okay?
(CAT MEOWING OPERA)
I mean, if a couple of things had gone a little bit differently,
- Sorry about that. - So, any thoughts on food?
Crawl for it, stripper me. This is awesome, baby.
Oh!
Psst. Ted.