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(HICCUPS)
that's apparently medically legitimate.
I used to think that's just every relationship.
They're funny and adorable and totally worth having to take six Benadryl a day.
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
(JEN GIGGLING)
someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time,
Until the fall of 2009, when I finally had a date that was different
We were checking out Mustache Marshall.
You will not believe who we saw tonight.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
I had an aunt in the Coast Guard.
My girlfriend is at a strip club with me and she couldn't care less.
I have been so busy.
Since our first date, we've done a complete lap
I went on a blind date with seven years earlier.
This is good. We're learning stuff.
- Uh, yeah, I can't talk right now. - I'm speechless, too.
And since she's basically me, maybe you won't feel guilty.
(MAN CHATTERING)
- Okay. - Yeah, I couldn't get her face in it,
I get it, Ted.
Now that you mention it,
of all the single people in New York
- Why? - No, I said, "Guess who?"
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