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and fully functioning male genitalia all at the same time.
- Hello? - Jen, I'm sorry.
Actually, you know what it was?
- Wow. - Yeah.
We've been on this exact blind date before.
(MARSHALL MOANING)
I wish I could help, but my unbelievably cool wife
unless you go into the back room, but, honey, you gotta pay for that.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Thanks, baby. I'm so lucky to have you. And stripper you.
And at twelve o' clock, a rotund couple going at it against the glass.
No, Marshall, you must.
He's 24. He thinks a little facial hair makes him look like Johnny Depp.
(CLEARING THROAT)
They're not weird. See, you're being snobby again.
(BARNEY YELLING)
I bet stripper me would get in there with another girl and just go bananas.
Wow, that's bad.
- Trouble? What trouble? - It's... No, it's nothing.
Good for them.
(SINGING) Asking you to stay The words are finally here
- Ted? - Jen?
I had no idea.
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