Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everyone knows that.
Where'd we go next?
Okay, when Stripper Lily gets out here,
And then watch out, because it is on!
Good. 'Cause if you didn't, that would be mighty shellfish.
OLDER TED: I should explain. Over the years, we had spotted two strangers
Even if it means finding ourselves on another blind date with each other
Oh! Hey, Barney. I didn't see you come in.
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- So you went to a strip club? - (CHUCKLING) Busted.
You saw the goatee.
- So, what about you? - I'm an architect.
you should find someone else,
but that guy's a lost cause.
but she looks just like you.
- Will you call me? - Absolutely.
- It's just not that easy. - False.
You see, you're the only star in the film I never made
Wait, I gotta ask. Why did you think I was snobby?
I teach architecture.
because even in a fantasy world, I could never cheat on you.
We're, like, this close to a cure.
OLDER TED: And kids, when I told your mother that shellfish joke,