Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See? Why didn't you lead off with that?

Look, I gotta go. (WHISPERING) Take a picture.

that I... I have to imagine you passing away first

OLDER TED: And Mustache Marshall.

We married long time.

on the masterpiece that is Manhattan's skyline.

Wait, okay, yeah, we were sitting over there.

But what I've got with Robin proves that you can have a girlfriend

I remember thinking that you were a little snobby.

May I have monies for shopping?

from this day forward, I will be the wingman of your mind.

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

you have my permission to fantasize about her.

Or hated, depending on whether you're still friends with them.

Lily, sometimes I think about other women. Okay, it happens.

Yeah, do you wanna share the oysters?

Where are you taking me, Barney?

Good to know we're not getting the crappy understudy lobsters, right?

"Present you" isn't so bad, either.

Oh, my God. Do you realize what this means?

We're going to die alone, aren't we?

Thank you, kindly stranger.

ANNOUNCER: Gentlemen, say hello to (STAMMERING) Jasmine.

This one's for you, Lil.

- Thank you very much. Yes. - You got it?

I was on a blind date with the same woman

- Remember? - Oh, yeah! I do remember.

- Do you want to? - Yeah.

It's in Houston this year. Everyone knows that.

Took me less than a mile.

"Main Lobster." They spelled Maine without the "e."

Get 50% off at the bookstore, so that's pretty sweet.