Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you kidding? She'd sprint down here with a purse full of singles

Yeah, well, it's nice to know "past me" wasn't a total jackass, huh?

Even when I do start to have a dirty thought like that,

Not everyone is you, okay, Barney?

All right, we gotta fix this.

Did he juggle? Bad puns?

- So, Jen, what do you do? - I'm between jobs. Banking crisis.

Peter Mayhew, in the fur. Who's with me?

- It's disgusting. - Because it's harmless.

Okay, well, what about me? Aside from the cats,

I'm not suddenly gonna stop making stupid jokes.

Now, focus on the next dancer. Put Lily completely out of your mind.

Keep panning that river, buddy.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen...

Don't tell me you don't fantasize about other women.

Let's not forget the menu typo gold mine.

Awesome! I bet the guys were going crazy.

'Cause let's be honest. We are scaring people off, Jen.