Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[cell phone rings]

I was actually psyched when I thought of it.

I chose your mom.

Playing tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

my lady kind of left me.

[rock music playing]

Probably the chicken or the carnitas.

What? Seventy is a high number.

I got to go to the hospital.

How many women did you meet before you decided on Ma?

Because it sounds like that's what you're saying.

The whole subplot of me beating Marquise

What? No, I'm not gonna become a lawyer.

Then one day, I woke up and just thought,

You just decided just like that?

Are you the dude from the Mucinex commercial?

-Why? -I don't know.

Hey, John. What's up?

I don't know what to do.

without even thinking about it?

We get married, have kids, get old, and then we die.

Go eat the second best taco, like some kind of asshole?

Isn't it a little late in the game to get into Harry Potter?

She got as far away from you as possible.

Yeah, but that was, like, five years ago.

about how we're on this path,

Literally any taco place.

See, I knew you'd be a good chef.

-[Dev] Calm down. -[Rachel laughs]

but 70 is just as high.

Hey, actually, by the way,

You can even start a family.

[people conversing indistinctly]

Do not get a cucumber in the butthole for your birthday! Have a happy birthday Jackie!

Po-da-po. You are so indecisive.

How did they run out of tacos?

Dev, you're a great guy.

Listen, I got you a little present