Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[people conversing indistinctly]

The whole subplot of me beating Marquise

[rock music playing]

about how we're on this path,

but 70 is just as high.

I got to go to the hospital.

Yeah, but that was, like, five years ago.

I don't know what to do.

We get married, have kids, get old, and then we die.

Listen, I got you a little present

How did they run out of tacos?

What? No, I'm not gonna become a lawyer.

Literally any taco place.

Do not get a cucumber in the butthole for your birthday! Have a happy birthday Jackie!

Po-da-po. You are so indecisive.

See, I knew you'd be a good chef.

Are you the dude from the Mucinex commercial?

without even thinking about it?

Probably the chicken or the carnitas.

You just decided just like that?

Dev, you're a great guy.

-Why? -I don't know.

I was actually psyched when I thought of it.

Go eat the second best taco, like some kind of asshole?

Because it sounds like that's what you're saying.

my lady kind of left me.

Hey, John. What's up?

How many women did you meet before you decided on Ma?

What? Seventy is a high number.

Then one day, I woke up and just thought,

-[Dev] Calm down. -[Rachel laughs]

I chose your mom.

Isn't it a little late in the game to get into Harry Potter?

You can even start a family.

She got as far away from you as possible.

[cell phone rings]

Playing tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Hey, actually, by the way,