Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's my grandma and grandpa's anniversary!

And here is why I wake up every day.

No, no, no. We have a problem. Here's the thing.

Anyway, I'll just turn things over to Emily the aquarium lady.

Why are you on a toilet

- Won't be so bad? - Yeah. Maybe.

But then I got really nervous about going to the dance.

♪ 50 years of marriage, no, your love's not fickle ♪

but I didn't pee.

We don't have to talk about it.

and my stomach hurt and I was miserable.

And when are we shooting the tickle scene?

If you're too scared to feed the sharks,

we're gonna shoot this sucker.

Oh... the laxatives are starting to lax.

Does your tummy hurt?

But, hey, this is just what people like you and me have to do.

So, you're not upset 'cause you haven't pooped in four days

We got problems.

and they played it in the dining room at dinner,

Okay, brainstorm. We know we can do better than that.

Yup. Nothing came out.

But you're not worried about the aquarium overnight.

What do you kiddos want for breakfast?

or just hang out in my car.

So, Dad's got his costume, but what about the rest of us?

♪ Roses are red and violets are blue ♪

Uh, what are we looking at?

It kind of seems like we're just doing their banana video.

Nope, nope, not doing it.

Wait, what do you mean?

You know, bitch, I had something fucking similar happen to me once.

Ooh, I wish I could stay,

at that gas station with no doors on the stall?

it's your 50th wedding anniversary!

But now I can't poop at all. And that's perfect.

This one has a picture of an old man on it.