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to Grandma and Grandpa, right?
But you should poop. But have fun.
- This is my nightmare. - Yeah, um, hey...
I could blow at any second.
Maybe we should give her some space.
So, uh, that's great.
I mean, the sharks sound great. It's just that,
Oh, and look at the time. We got to warm up some cookies.
- Dad? - Yeah?
- _ - Uh-oh. You look tense.
Aah!
Bobby, I've been thinking.
because there's nothing teachers love more than not going home.
Hey, hey. This is better, right?
Or your honeymoon. Whatever.
Did she fucking say yes, and you were so goddamn surprised you took a shit on her?
These fingers are ready to tickle some pickles!
You're welcome.
at the aquarium won't be so bad.
About going in buckets wherever she is,
Oh, wow. Yup.
You were forced to watch the rod fellows movie, then the drill breaker scene came on and your ass broke?
Ugh, fine.
this Friday is the overnight class lock-in
Yeah, my dad never wanted to talk about poo-poo or love
I don't want to brag, but I've probably had
I'll go on the overnight, come back,
Perfect! Now everybody freeze.
when you started to go on this toilet
Sorry, I'm just a little rattled.
I'm full of so many laxatives, Dad.
Oh, what fucking breed is that?
On purpose you want it to happen
Aah!
you'll be helping me feed the sharks.
What if, um, I do it, too?
Yeah. It's what you are.
Like... you.
Then we'll grab some fish food.
I'm working on a screenplay.
Don't edit that. It's because...
And I have that issue, too.
It's too sad.