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There's only four of them, so I still have to make one.
Oh, I have the first line.
Hey, I get off in ten minutes,
- Like, exactly... - Shush.
You think it's so easy.
And throw this pickle suit away.
♪ 50 years of marriage, no, your love's not fickle ♪
I'm kind of busy right now. Got to take my bum drugs.
Oh, I hope this fucking works. Or I’m gonna have to eat some goddamn fish & chips & drink some motherfucking magnesium citrate
I missed so many questions on purpose.
- I'm talking to my daughter. - That's nice.
until it's time to leave for the lock-in.
And you went in a bucket.
Let's see, we'll grab some classic stool softener.
I still don't know how to do that...
So, success.
Damn, it's like he's here.
♪ And how do we feel? Well, we're tickled as pickles ♪
I'm just saying, maybe going to the bathroom
Maybe we could do, like, a techno sort of thing?
Oh, what breed is that?
I'm just kidding, it's Johnson.
I think we have to pull out the big dogs.
Huh. You're really excited about the school lock-in.
and people went nuts,
Can you handle it?
just like her mother.
Can I, uh, come in?
No. I was wondering if this was the best way
Just start running. Action!
for your dad and Louise to come back.
- Aw... - And here is the video that we have to do better than.
And action!
were you forced to watch what is a woman and you were so surprised when gir came up you pooped all over matt walsh, justin folk and Dallas Sonnier?
I'm gonna pick a new student
And I should actually go help Louise, uh,
Ugh...
Well, wish me luck.
♪ We don't serve green stainy things! ♪
I couldn't go.
Next damn thing I fucking knew, I wasn’t able to take a shit.
get back in these positions and start singing and dancing.
Great. Then we're not on the same team anymore.
There was a line for the bathroom.
- How'd it go? - I had a girl peeing on my left