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just say so. You don't have to fake sick.
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But I got divorced, so now it's back
Now we'll put it in the computer somehow, and we'll edit it...
That's correct. So I was actually wondering
I'm gonna go upstairs and sit on the toilet
Okay, now here's where everybody looks at the camera and says...
Fish & Chips I’m In, Bitch
Maybe going to the bathroom at the aquarium won't be so bad."
There goes my opening joke. Thanks, Rudy.
Hello?
It's for Grandma and Grandpa!
Cool that you brought it up again.
and you're about to go on an overnight trip
Why don't we give Tina a little break and we'll do that now?
Your dad was kind of phoning it in.
about how I left things with Louise.
All right, since Louise had to go home,
Must be good. Yeah, I-I think that should do it.
So, instead of bananas, it's pickles. Got it.
Yeah, 'cause we don't do that.
Once I, uh, figure out how to edit.
Tina, I'm pressing record. We're gonna do it again.
Because whoever gets the best grade gets
Mother! Father! We've completed our schooling for the day.
All right. Keep 'em coming.
We got hammerheads, makos, leopard sharks,
I can't do that again. That was, like, my ninth take. Ugh!
Sorry, you're seeing a little weekend Labonz. She's loose.
- Or was it?! - Rudy!
Louise? It's Mommy.
Next thing I knew, I was all backed up.
What-what if it's not so bad?
Well, now you're back in time to brainstorm!
I'm staying right here.
There you are.
Oh, I didn't press record. Damn it!
and I asked Jess Newton to the middle school dance.
BUM DRUGS BUM DRUGS