Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why not?
Your turn now, Philomena.
I don't think she likes it.
Make her straighten up and fly right!
You'll hurt yourself!
Oh, does it stain?! Keep it away from me!
Ointment?
What are you two doing? Are you having a race?
It's okay, Twilight. So, I must get it. Our best friends' favorite manners aren't perfect. It's okay, Twilight. So, I must get it. Our best friends' favorite manners aren't perfect.
No, it's my fought!
I know. I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions.
Thanks for trying to protect me, Twilight, but...
The man will used to be?! ME!!
But...
Oh...
Royal duty calls. Thank you for a wonderful time.
I tried to, but she wouldn't take it.
This is Philomena.
I'll write to you when you're banished.
How about...
I'm sure the Princess will appreciate the help.
So... what do I have to do to get to be one of the Princess's royal guards, anyway?