Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Darn it. I keep pouring juice for five.
- He's suffered enough. - Yeah. But on the other hand...
Mr. Simpson, your son alleges that you have an anger-management problem.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Mm-hm.
Now to win back my son in comfort and style.
I just wish there was some way to get back at my dad.
Behold the delightful unicorn I got at the face painting pavilion.
- Cool guy, Tony Hawk. - Bart, you know Tony Hawk?
Oh, Steve, you're everything a girl could want.
Dude, that was a tattoo parlor.
I heard you. I was calling my secretary.
Bart, the larynx is not a plaything.
Could the stenographer please read the previous statement? Scooter (1985) - S04 E22 Jeffy Is Murdered May 11, 1989
Sorry. I just wanna win my son back so badly.
For the past week, I've been carrying around this bag of sugar.
Could the stenographer please read the previous statement?
I know this looks bad, but if you reverse it, Daddy's a hero.
no money here and here
This isn't "Bart Sad." It's "Bart's Ad."
Yeah, I make up words too.
Up next on the halfpipe, boarding legend Tony Hawk.
And I'm gonna make it, world.
I want a divorce from my parents.
That's okay. His cute little hands can't even fit around my neck. He...