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No, that's too aggressive. We don't want to say that.
And saying different words means what?
That's the last thing on anyone's mind today. Come on.
At least she got to lie down, right?
Selina can't use that now. We need another word.
Talkin to Kina be like…
He's mad as an ox.
And you don't hear it often, like bumptious.
Here you are, Madam Vice President.
He had a pro-strike hawk boner the size of Jonah.
Any less and they will be flaccid and damp
Actually, ma'am, I had some ideas about some opportunities here.
- Beg pardon? - Your fishing.
Yeah?
so you can stuff me inside of it
Yes, ma'am. His left leg, ma'am.
That I will bear true faith...
Bring me my cerise-colored binder, Jonah.
Please stop saying that, ma'am.
I’m the boy named Sue
This is why I told her to be dull.
Sit down, Sue.
Or to Lara Croft here for that matter.
and some guy in the hospital with locked-in syndrome.
Yeah! Semper fucking fee.
That's great. For us, I mean.
I’m the boy named Sue
Thank you.
Do you not have measures in place to prevent
- ...so help me God. - ...so help me God.
Let's go find POTUS.
See how much heat I just created.
One second.
for waiving executive privilege
was held at the exact same level as the previous year.
Are you actually questioning my qualifications, George?
Yeah, perhaps not, but we all work for the president.
in a bathtub full of rose petals.
The eggs are back in the basket!
What's going on?
- Your response needs to be what? - Robust.
that those who challenge our freedoms
Never mind. I'm gonna go.
- I'm Ruby. - Oh, Ruby.