Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The VP's base visit today.
- I lost a man his leg, Mike. - So good. So good.
What the fuck?
It's robust.
It's everything you'll ever need to know.
- This is man's work. - Ma'am, should I...
And were you anywhere near...
Well, let's bring this beautiful family in.
like a lady's hair in the rain.
Listen, we all know the White House would work so much better
Oh, it, um...
- Congratulations, ma'am. - Thank you.
Oh, yeah. I would love that.
So help me God.
I pulled that straight out of my ass.
Is it four or is it five?
He's gonna procrasterbate forever.
This is so awesome. I'll bet you camera three gets a kill.
- We can move on the hostages. - Cock-a-noodle-doo.
- Oh, really, Gary? Not T-rex hands? - Okay.
- I have news on the noodles. - What's he talking about?
And I'm including mine in that and mine is horrible.
They don't salute indoors, Gary.
Rotund? Rotund.
Waiting is not doing nothing.
Because you are grinning. Why are you grinning?
I just saw it.
(Nervous laughing)… wtf
- Say hi to history, ma'am. - Oh, God.
Of course. Of course.
Well, I'm guessing that you think you have a sense of humor, Mr. Hessler.
I'll be normal. It's gonna be great.
When the guns go off, they will be loud, Madam Vice President,
We have the best military in the world.
- Tremendous shot, by the way. - Really?
- Remember, Sue, be dull. - I will.
I’m the boy named Sue
- We just got a text from Ben. - And? What's his word?
Okay, ma'am, you got 33 senators to get through.
Uh... wait, wait.
- 'Cause we're done. - Okay.
Anbar, wonderful.
But I suppose when he wakes up...
That is fucking pathetic.
of your office budget dedicated to international
the vice president's official
You don't look constipated. You look the opposite of it.
- Strong. Go with strong. - Strong? Strong, got it.