Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ha. - A what?

I mean, how can a month have an idea?

Cootie cootie she's got cooties cooties cooties he's got cooties cooties cooties we've got cooties COOTIES! Cooties cooties I've got cooties cooties cooties you got cooties cooties cooties they've got cooties COOTIES!

# We'd like to say #

Be a spokesgirl?

But it's your dance.

Thank you so much.

# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #

# Said hello to this red carpet ride #

Well, love is a gift.

And we mix those kids in with the rest-a the Council.

# Some folks don't get it #

# In the darkness #

Look, if you wanna be famous...

I want that chubby communist girl off the show.

You're no help.

# What gets a gal asked out to lunch #

- # 'Cause when he nudged me # - Oh!

# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

Link, aren't you gonna get in awful trouble for this?

Just nine months.

Things need to change...

# And that's where it's at #

Devil child! Devil child!

# So, most days, we'll take it fast #

I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it.

# Then I found my way #

# When you can dance and sing, yeah! #

with all those hoi pollois?

Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share...

# I know we've come so far #

I don't wanna be a laundress.

# Now I know what life's about #

# We must make #

# She's got cooties #

Then you go for it!

Are you crazy? You gotta dance with your crowd...

Wilbur, that-Oh! Maybe that's her. Oh, that's her.

All right, let's see here.

# Worth the risk #

# Every color in between #

# Every night is a fantasy #

It's a big fake Hollywood set.

They're talkin' about our baby, Wilbur.

- but it was time to get some ratings. - Aww!

It's "ratting," Daddy.

You think that she can dance?

All right. Yeah.

# I can hear the bells #

Not a dime over 10!

# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

# Cootie, cootie #

What are you doing?

What can I do you for?

You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang...

with that great white whale and those negroes.

- Joey. - Mikey.

Well, you are never, ever gonna see that beehived harlot again.

Stop! You guys.

# So how can I help but to shout and rejoice #

# She's got cooties #

There aren't that many stations.

Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life.

Uh, no. L-I was just at home, uh...

# Yeah, it's plain to see #

Do it now, or forever wish you had.

# My ears are ringing #

That is so groovy.

# Run and tell that #

The blacker the berry The sweeter the juice

Side step, front step.

# Hey, Mama, say, Mama #

# Child, yesterday is history #

I just think this adventure's...

She's a corrupting influence!

Oop. That one was me.

# Twist, twist, twist, twist mashed potato, mambo #

I think I've been in a bubble or something.

- No! - I what?!

# But, Mother, please #

I once had a dream that I owned a coin-operated laundromat...

- I am. - Don't you dare.

Oh, you will be seen, baby.

High IQ! Luanne Loud!

# I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #

Back step, cha-cha-cha.

learn how to take blood outta car upholstery.

# You're like a rare vintage ripple #

Oh, my God, Penny, there's Link.

Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.

# I can hear the bells #

# Though on the outside, I looked good #

a little touch of lipstick never hurt nobody

- No! - Run, Tracy! Run!

Well, she is very glamorous.

# Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing #

Having nothing builds character!

That Tracy Turnblad always was a bad influence.

# Every sound's like a symphony #

# Sweet freedom is our goal #

# And have some fun today #

# And there's pride in my heart #

# That's that #

Baltimore, you've picked a winner.

with her energy-Lou Ann.

Let's get 'em. Let's go.

# But 'cha know it just can't be #

# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #

# You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why #

# Whose skin was white as winter snow? #

Penny will meet you out front.

# It's time to face the facts #

# I don't come cheap but the kisses come free #

# Yes, my heart burst #

I been smilin' and dancin' on this show for 3 years.

Ladies and gentlemen.

# Something inside of me makes me move #

- One minute to air. - OK.

Mrs. von Tussle just promised...

Griffin Roll Call!

# Worth the price #

Like on the 11:00 news.

- I don't. - How else would it look that way?

That hairspray battering ram was heavy.

What are you looking at? Nothing. Not you

Your wife! You said she was out! Oh! Wait a minute!

# Hey, old friend, come along for the ride #

Ooh, we get any more white people in here...

I didn't wanna tell y'all up front.

Beautiful woman like yourself?

Aw, she's too cute, isn't she?

Doesn't mean she won't try.

# A man and woman liked to shake it when the day is done #

Well, Tracy, you got it goin' on, girl.

# Dresses like a circus clown #

# I was lost till I heard the drums #

Yeah! That was the dance of the week...

No call. You just disappear.

# Where is there a team that's half as fabulous #

You think I'm gonna think that he's really up there?

Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show.

# From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs #

# But we've got so far to go #

# That you're stuck with me #

# But you'll never stop the rhythm #

# They wish me luck on my way to school #

# 'Cause without love #

# She could shake up a man #

Well, come on in and worry with us.

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

# I haven't left this house since 1951 #

A foot in the door, that's all it is.

# You'll always be first string #

Miss Edna, is it?