Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Yes, it hit me #

# The kinda world where we all get our chance #

Penny, the cops are looking for me everywhere.

# She's got cooties #

- Yeah! - Yeah!

since I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs.

Whoopee cushions?

# The time is now #

# I know we've come so far #

# I can't see why people disagree #

We gonna make it happen, OK?

# I know somethin's in ya that you wanna set free #

Back step, cha-cha-cha.

# Who needs to read and write #

# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

# Love put me in a fix #

We'll have your father meet with him.

Trace, black and whites ain't never danced on Tv together.

I'm tryin' to iron here!

# But now I've tasted chocolate #

# Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now #

# I know the road seems long #

# My ma tells me no #

# You're timeless to me #

# I can hear the bells #

# The bridesmaids are singing #

And this young lady right here...

Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie.

So, catch all the croonin' when y'all set and tune in.

How long you gonna be gone, Brenda?

the ever-charming, Amber.

# Hey, this town's in a stew, girl #

# Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? #

# Today's just the start 'cause #

# Say hello to the love in your heart #

# Pulling me out to the smiles and the streets that I love #

They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur.

The Taj Mahal of joke shops.

# Look out, look out, look out, look out #

Now, who we got here?

Now, if you'll just sign here.

# And when I saw you, I knew it #

# I can hear the bells #

about earthquakes and volcanoes.

# And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound #

the teenage Tv personality and rabble-rouser.

# When you're the nicest kids in town #

Oh, the station manager.

So, if there's something you need to stand up for...

# Once upon a time I played with childhood toys #

# Let's hear it for Mama #

# 'Cause he wants to rendezvous #

# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

# The rhythm of two hearts in love #

you will be removed to detention.

I don't even know why we have this room down here...

# And I promise, Baltimore #

Everyone is welcome!

'K. Talk to her.

# There's a light #

# You better come on down #

# And in outer space each hair will be in place... #

I'm not talkin' to you.

# I was lost till I heard the drums #

This heart only beats for size 60.

It's all right, Tracy. I can handle this.

# Now run and tell that #

Well, it's turning your brains into mud.

# Ba da ba da-ba-da #

# So, every afternoon drop everything #

Well, I have information for you, missy.

C'mon, y'all. Here we go now.

You know, this is a small city.

Ladies and gentlemen, the almost too happy Tammy.

- Does that dance have a name? - Oh, this?

Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one.

Then isn't it time you did?

Well, let's go.

What are you talking? Stop it.

Well, anyone who dances for it is eligible.

Don't change that channel 'cause it's time...

We can't go out th-

What? What are you talking about?

Edna, is my laundry ready?

# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #

Ah, damn. Just when I was gettin' it.

# Well, just wait and see #

Um... Thank you?

# She's got cooties #

# I can't stop eating #

Welcome to the 60s! Happy birthday!

Always the charmer, Amber.

# I know the road seems long #

# Ladies' choice #

I don't care how long it takes.

Nothing. Not you.

# I bet you're tired of heavy lifting #

# But before those memories fade #

# But that triple somersault #

Having nothing builds character!

# Oh, Tracy, it's been years since someone asked me to dance #

# Black, white, red, green #

Reeling him back in is the easiest thing in the world.

# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

# And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid #

Don't you worry.

# It's deep as a river and soars to the sky, to the sky! #

What'd I tell you about that?

Seaweed, help pass those signs out.

# Run and tell that #

# But it won't be long till it's time to go #

Hello?! Hello?!

Don't make me do it, Tracy.

This here is Link. Tracy Turnblad.

No, Ma, you're on your way.

Girls, go get 'em.

I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.

# And then they shake it, shake it, shake it #

# We must travel #

to our Miss Teenage Hairspray contestants.

# That Chubby Checker's a gas #

Hey! I want a non-exclusive contract

That will play heck with my sciatica.

Tracyface whoopee cushion.

Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on a Tv show.

# Or the rain from above #

# Look at my hair #

# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

Mine came true, and now I have the most precious thing in the world.

And if you were president, Tracy...