Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on.

# But if the truth be told #

# Oh, hey, little girl, listen to my plea #

And now for the talent portion of our competition...

From Mr. Pinky's hefty hideaway!

# You can wonder if you wanna but I never ask why #

and I gotta dance with mine.

# Take your old-fashioned fears #

a little somethin' to eat?

No, I mean in trouble with someone else.

from reaching for the stars.

But where's our little girl?

# Remember, Mother knows best #

You'll like it.

- What? - Your hair deflated.

- No, she is not. - You are?

So, um, oh, OK. Bye-bye, Mr. Pinky.

And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience...

Hello, Miss Maybelle.

# Life was just a hostess snack #

# They came from way far out in outer space #

My daughter spends every afternoon at the Stamp and Coin Club.

Just look at the crowd's reaction.

# You're just down with a case #

# She was the new girl in #

# Welcome to the sixties #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

# And the bass and drums are poundin' in your head #

# Every night is a fantasy #

and I came down from that cloud real quickly, I'll tell you that.

# Hey, look, she's wearin' his ring #

Maybe they'll sign us together.

You haven't heard the last of me, Mrs. Pingleton.

# I offer big love with no apology #

# And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it #

# And it don't know white from black #

When it’s Friday and you go to bowl 360

# On a Saturday night #

# When your parents are gone, yeah #

# The new girl in town #

# I could say it ain't so but, darlin', what's the use? #

This is just so afro-tastic!

Well, I can't hear myself think.

That's why we have to steer them in the white direction.

# And once you find the style that makes you feel like you #

# Keep on stirrin' till it hits the spot #

# Ever since we first saw the light #

# But now I'm just like Gidget and I gotta get to Rome! #

# Somebody oughta hose her down #

# Now, baby, run and tell that #

Listen, man, you ain't gotta stop now.

First, we get rid-a Negro Day.

You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch.

and I do absolutely nothing else!

Girls, that was great.

# Amber, there's no need to be cruel #

# Open the door to the girl who has more #

I CAN HEAR THE BELLS!

So, hey, better stay and shimmy and sway.

# I don't know what I'll do #

Oh, you're crazy.

- # With all of my might # - Mother!

# Just keep moving at your own speed #

# Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice #

# My head is reeling #

# Listen, I can hear the bells #

# Mine feels like barbed wire #

And now here she is on local daytime TV.

# Well, I'm sellin' somethin' you won't return #

And now here she is on local daytime TV

Just to make sure that nobody who's different...

Come on, one more time. One more time.

You're letting her listen to that race music again?

You know, Corny's hosting the hop tomorrow.

And he's always downstairs in that shop workin' late.

# I'm the ladies' choice #

- Bix. - Jesse.

# But the riches #

You knew there'd be police.

head back to where you come from.

Well, why are we watchin' this?

# Watch me fly #

She doesn't need a detention slip, she's with me.

# She shows them cootie hospitality #

# And I'm never going back #

# The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste #

It was nice meeting you. Tracy.

# I see all those party lights shining ahead #

# The new girl in town #

# She's hard to miss and so they landed on her face #

# We both will shed a tear #

flattery will not distract ms turnblad's agent

Smile, Miss Crabmeat.

# She's got cooties #

And may I be frank?

# Naa na na na na na na na #

# Baltimore and me #

# But let me be a star before I take that vow #

# Without love #

# And some nights, we'll take it slow #

Oh, my God, no!

Hey, Trace. I was looking for you.

Mr. Flak does not have breasts.

# That's in your repertoire #

Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely...

# With a funky rhythm #

So, Trace, come on, cozy up to old Corny and tell us about yourself.

Skin, clothes, you name it.

# So say, arrivederci! #

I don't believe that.

he'd put you on the show.

And thank you, Tammy.

I'm glad y'all feel that way 'cause, uh, not many people do.

# I'm yours forever, never set me free #

# Off the Turnblad family tree #

...very own fun-lovin'...

So you met my mom?

# Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot #

# Hey, I can't see the reason it can't be #

# I'm the ladies' choice-choice-choice #

# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #