Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mrs. von Tussle is the station's manager.
# I'm gonna drown #
Nobody can dance like you.
The police are on their way.
I wish every day was Trans Day of Visibility
# I know it, I know it, I know where I'm goin' #
# Good morning, Baltimore #
has there been such a surge of late voting.
# Somebody oughta hose her down #
she's not even a candidate.
Remember that.
# We keep it in the oven till it's good and hot #
I think they secretly liked you.
# But it won't be long till it's time to go #
With all my heart.
# So let go, go, go of the past now #
# Welcome to the sixties #
Ma, you did it!
I'm not.
I'm sorry, Trace.
As soon as possible.
You see? You see?
Back to you, Steve.
Penny.
Hello?
Yeah, they're kids, Corny.
Back and turn.
# She's got cooties! #
Ahh!
# I'm gonna spit in your eye #
Remember, I control his career.
Ohh, Tracy.
# Hungry for something that I can't eat #
# These girls must be blind or completely deranged #
Tracy Edna Turnblad!
Not bad.
Do you think you could show us some of those new dance moves?
Where's her write-up?
Oh! There you go!
- Y'all know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah, that's right.
Come on.
Nice-a you to join us.
Maybe it is time for some fresh ideas...
# The only thing better than hairspray #
# 'Cause I know we've come so far #
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
# Why take a chance when you get up and dance? #
Gee, velma, how do you fire Corny Collins...
Get the jump rope, Penny.
Front step, cha-cha-cha.
They do it all the time on Lassie!
Mom, not the jump rope!
On Corny's show on Negro Day.
You cannot have lost...
Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner.
# Lost so many #
# Darling, you had best believe me #
Bix! Jesse! Darla!
Ma, this is Amber and Mrs. von Tussle.
# Go tell #
# It's the ladies' choice #
# He'll ask me for my hand and then #
Oh, I read all about it.
then I don't wanna dance on Tv at all.
I gotta show some of the other kids once in a while.
Out! Out, out, out, out!
Incredible!
Plastic little spastic.
Finally, some sense outta you.
# To see it's all been done before #
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
positively, permanently punished.
# I would say "Oy, gevalt" #
This is such a Midol moment.
# This party now has just begun #
# 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round #
Yes, always.
What's that racket?
Don't you dare.
You bailed all those people out?
You want Tracy to do what?
# Bring on that pecan pie #
Brad.
# I come with a lifetime guarantee #
# Someday the world is gonna see #
the last Tuesday of this month's your rhythm and blues day.
# That rhythm of town starts calling me down #
Welcome, mmm, to the Hardy-Har Hut.
Not quite, huh?
Happy Juneteenth!!
Link.
He never notices what I wear.
Excuse me.
# It's like a drummer inside my heart #
# All I need is a fresh coat of paint #
Double your fun with Noreen and Doreen.
# Let me out at the next toll! #
Give her a hand, folks!
# I know there's a place where I belong #
# Ohh # # Yeah #
It's beyond their mental capacity.
# Never leave me without love #
Tracy, eat your donuts.
# Ooh, child, yes #
Cut school tomorrow and come down to station WYZT to audition.
# To the apostrophe "s" hey-yay, baby, yeah #
If I have to write you up...
Me?
# I'm gonna get her after school #
# She's got cooties #
What? Tracy Turnblad...
Bye, Tracy.
Hey, Jackie, we're over here.
# No, I don't wanna live without #
Well, I'm sorry, Prudy...
that-that Penny didn't get permission...
Well, you'll stop traffic.
# And the chances we take #
# Shake those hips in my direction #
10 seconds. Places, everyone.
I flunked geometry.
Thinking that fairness was just going to happen.
Dany, shut up right now and I don't care. And to the black friend of yours who is Delshina, she is racist. Dany and Delshina. Anihsled and Ynad.
# A thrusting hip or bump and grind #
Is that you, Tracy?
All right.
Mommy will take care of everything.
Ahh!
# Glenn Miller had brass #
Last chance to join the dance, folks.
but if you protest, you'll be on lists.
uh uh uh uh uh
Why you ain't think-a that before?
Good night, Daddy.
# I know the road seems long #
# Darling, I'll be yours forever #
# A man and woman liked to shake it #
BECAUSE I’M BIG, BLONDE, AND BEAUTIFUL
I thought we marked these down.
beside her.
so long as he don't starve me of my tunes, baby.
# Baby don't sleep #
'cause these are phony as a three dollar bill.
And what about this one?
Penny, come on, hurry!
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
Oh, you know she is. You better show 'em, girl.
- Fix it! - What?
# One little touch and love's knocked me out #
Ohh!
Emails can't just hang there like a dead thing on your cheeks.