Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No!

Mom, I want you to meet my new friends.

# Oh, when we win #

# Who wants a twig when you can climb a whole tree #

# Baby just like another boink-boink #

You could go to jail for helping me.

She's not here, I told you.

# Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh #

# The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice #

And I'm Motormouth Maybelle remindin'...

You gonna scratch it.

# And so, my dear, so short and stout #

Call it the "Peyton Place After Midnight. "

# We'll call the N-double-A-C-P #

And the new Miss Hairspray is...

# I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #

# I was lost till I heard the drums #

We have to wait till they go to commercial.

# Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess #

Oh, Tracy, I haven't left this house in-in years.

Mr. Pinky speakin'.

# Then I found my way #

# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! #

# Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? #

# There's a struggle #

# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

Go Mama, Go, Go, Go!

She's-she invited agents.

Keep goin'. Keep goin'. That's it.

# Come on, boys, let's jam #

# You'll never be old hat #

# Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh #

# There's a struggle #

too big for me.

You'll see more than a jump rope, missy!

# We'll book the wedding band so by #

# Oh, baby, baby, run and tell that #

I tryn' to iron here!

Hey, that was our very own Link Larkin singin' It Takes Two.

# Livin' in the ghetto, black is everywhere ya go #

Uh, we're on the air.

People who are different.

# Is it charm, is it poise #

is now and forever officially integrated!

It's just the way it is, Tracy.

# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

I wish every day was Trans Day of Visibility

# Come on, boys, let's stamp 'em out! #

# Ever since we first saw the sun #

# Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at us #

I do. I do need a fella.

# Well, that's just bull #

That's my baby!

I mean, these are lovely people...

# We get stronger #

# Yes, it's true, girl #

Would you turn that racket down?

# Mama, I'm a big girl #

Mr. Turnblad, come quick!

# In my ivory tower #

# Pound by pound by pound #

And I want you to absorb my 15 percent commission.

That move's swish.

# Those lips, those eyes #

And we're live in 5, 4, 3...

I want you to contemplate what causes...

# The world's gonna wake up and see #

# And only see the color of my face #

What's yours, baby?

# Your mama's gotta let go, go, go #

You're really good.

# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

Heh heh heh heh!

# She's got the coolest hair #

# I know we've come so far #

'Course, we may be eating beans for the next 10 years.

And now, it's the moment you've all been craving for.

You're on Candid Camera.

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

# Now, don't-cha sniff around for somethin' fluffy and light #

What if she's been here for hours...

I wish every day were Negro Day.

You got that? You little whor-

I hit the mother lode!

Tv's got to integrate!

That's just not like her.

And the way to a man's heart is through his funny bone.

Ow! Well, I don't know.

# I'm a big girl now #

Danny, shut up right now and I don't care. And to the black friend of yours who is Delshina, she is racist.

# He looked at me and stared #

The show is turning to gumbo.

I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed.

# Tracy, never set me free #

Perhaps she'd like some complimentary couture.

# Once I used to fidget 'cause I just sat home #

# Oh, every afternoon you turn your Tv on, huh #

But I practiced so hard.

# You're timeless to me #

What do you think, kids?

Fine, you'll come dance with us.

You're such a great friend.

# Every day's like an open door #

- Oh, Tracy! - Oh!

# Well, that ain't quite true 'cause when push comes to shove #

# Your mama's lookin' at herself and wonderin' "Where you been?" #

- Inez. - Inez?

I mean, well... Uh-you know what I mean.

# You're timeless to me #

# And yet we'd like to be like her #

But what's the "Ideas of March"?

Well, I watch The Corny Collins Show...

# So shine that light #

# But time seemed to halt #

# Where you been? #

Well, let me be the first to toss the harpoon.

# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

# You'll never be in #

# When I hear that groove #

# Never looked inside myself #

Happy 60th Birthday!!! Love ya!!!!

Coming up next: The Corny Collins Show.

It was horrible.

# Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now #

# Come on and watch me #

# Your Mama's welcoming the sixties #

As I said, it is not Mount Everest.