Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Confirmed sighting.

So you two better brace yourselves...

# That you can't stop the beat #

# Like a circle with no center #

Live television: There's nothin' like it.

- No! - Ma, come on.

Now, if you turn your pages...

You are banned from this house.

So, what do ya think?

# And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet #

# Let's hear it for Mama #

# But always have to put me in my place #

And our cameras also caught Tracy Turnblad...

# And I know where I've been #

# Is it brains, is it dough No, it's hairspray #

- Go, go, Tracy! - Go, go, Tracy!

- Mom? - Tracy, are you OK?

# That someday when I take to the floor #

I'm not plannin' on tellin' my dad.

Ha ha! Tracy, is this your older sister?

brand-new dress?

# Then I found my way #

# I can't contain my joy #

I'd like Tracy for our spokesgirl.

Oh, Seaweed, you do care.

I swear, I don't know what goes on down there.

# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

- I love you. - I love you, too.

# My father will smile #

# There's a road #

What you lookin' at?

I'll talk to her.

I want a non-exclusive contract.

# The future's got a million roads for you to choose #

Your vote is for?

Can I help you?

# In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell #

# A man and woman liked to shake it #

Oh, God. No, no, no. That's not what I-

# We get stronger #

Now here's an icebreaker for ya.

Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair.

# And some nights, we'll take it slow #

# What makes a man reach out and touch? #

# Tracy, no, no, no #

Good for you girl

# It's irrefutable #

just to consider comin' down here?

# I got a new way of movin' and I got my own voice #

Excuse me. What is going on back there?

Dot dot. This store's for you.

That'll be $3.00, hon.

Hey, you don't have to be so rude.

# But it won't be long till it's time to go #

# They would spin in their dance #

# It's gonna take cash to fill my tank #

# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama follow me #

# There's a dream #

# If I'm left without my baby doll #

# Woke up today #

You come home with me.

It was a diversion.

# Step on out, hear us shout #

# The riches will be plenty, yeah #

# Cootie, cootie #

Fantastic to meet you!

# You can't stop a river as it rushes to the sea #

# And someday when I take to the floor #

# But I just cannot stand still #

# So oh, oh, don't make me wait #

# Only ice cream, never sundaes #

# I can hear the bells #

Put your backs into it, men.

# In those hand-me-down clothes #

Now, next week we will be talking...

# I'm ready to go #

# But I can't see 'cause Link and I are French kissin' #

Come on, come on, come on.

# We need a man who brings a man-size appetite #

There's a product that really works...

I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition.

- What? - # But, baby, boring you ain't #

# But I take the opposite view #

Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing on your cheeks.

# There's a party groovin' let's get down #

# Don't be stingy, I'm a growin' girl #

Uh, you may go.

# We can't wait now #

# Baltimore and me #

Look at that board.

Is that braised?

Chime's not exactly how I'd put it.

Care for a Baby Ruth? I got one right here.

You need a fella.

# Will be plenty #

Um, Edna Turnblad, this is Link.

Is about to get out-danced.

# And just get back on the road again #

And once a month we have our Negro Day!

we are going to start with the Ring of Fire.

Ooh, such a big, big girl!

# You'll never get to college but you sure look cool #

# Let's forgive but not forget #

# I've got my hairspray and radio #

# All those nights together #

Owner's coming. He'll call my mother again, let's go.

# And leave the squares behind #

# Come on and take me to the ball #

Hi, I mean, you don't have to rush off, you know.

# And now I just wanna give it a try #

But... She's...

# There is nothin' 'bout us that's unsuitable #

Yeah, it seems our little show was a nice little placeholder...

And our first lady, Jacqueline Kennedy, does it.

Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad?

# You better lock up your man #

# You'll always be du jour, mon amour #

You're gonna love it.

Well-well, Tracy-

# Let's hear it for Mama #

# Who'd've thought I'd love a girl #

# You never let me do just what the older kids did #

Lotta people don't remember that.

# It's all the same schmaltz #

# So someone invite me before I drop dead #

There's my shining star!

# Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now #

I'd make every day Negro Day.

# I've found my blue-eyed soul #

# So that I can get my hands on you #

# Like a week that's only Mondays #

- Go, baby! - Whoo!

# Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell #

No, no. No buts. Out, out!

Let's take the whole lot in.

Hi, I'm here to see Tracy Turnblad.

All right. Now...

Tv's got to integrate!

# You can't stop an avalanche #

# In the distance #

And all mashed up against a crooner?

And, my personal favorite, x- ray specs.

for The Corny Collins Show...

# Just take my advice and you might just get #

# Now, baby, baby, baby, run and tell that #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future #

# You're fat and old #

maybe we should just march.

I'm proud-a you.

velma, isn't this where it's all headin' anyway?

# Without love #

# I know that you want what's best #

I want that chubby communist girl off the show!

Oh, please, these people are not capable of a diversion.