Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to see what's under these clothes.

# And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it #

# The only thing better than hairspray #

Mr. Pinky from-from the dress shop?

# Would you swim in an integrated pool? #

Be our spokesgirl.

# No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs #

- Hey, hey. What's all this ruckus in here? - Not a word.

# They can try to stop the paradise #

How dare you pick the same song?

# Showing me the way #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Oh, Seaweed, never set me free #

Right direction?

# Gonna wake up and see #

We'll be right back with more Negro Day.

Oh, what is that? The Wavin' Raven?

# Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful #

# He's Corny Collins #

# We're dreamin' of #

And, once again, that's the Stricken Chicken.

# I can't stop the pealing #

# It's like a message from high above #

# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

It's not John Glenn, Mrs. Turnblad!

# But you say I'm chic as can be #

# Hey, look out for that movin' van #

Ah, whoa. Sorry, little darlin'.

- # You can't stop today # - No!

- Mm. - Come on.

# There's a cry askin' why #

# Turn the radio up #

Get that away from me!

# And that's where it's at #

# On my show you'll never find #

# 'Cause without love #

# But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow #

Well, how 'bout you go borrow it for a second.

Having nothing builds character!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

# Shake it, baby #

This world is mine And no one's gonna take it from me, not even Tracy Turnbald

# With your form and your face #

# Got so far to go #

# She's got cooties #

# Without love #

She wanted me off the show.

# I'm the ladies' choice #

# Gone, gone, gone #

2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!

velma, you've let this go too far!

There's no sign of her. We're on every door. She's not inside.

# Come on, boys #

# So we're kicking you out #

All right! Yeah!

# Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter #

Shall we dance?

If he saw you dancin' like that...

I think I'm gonna go to bed, too.

# When, Edna, you look like the whole parade? #

# 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round #

# Oh, but that's the road that got us here #

# 'Cause I know we've come so far #

Tracy Turnblad!

Now, come on, now.

very good, thank you.

# So let go, go, go of the past now #

Interracial dancing has broken out at the WYZT stage.

# But I won't ask you to be color-blind #

'Scuse me. She was talking to you.

# Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God #

And now a fast girl who loves to slow dance...

# It's all for #

# There's a promise #

I also hope to be the first woman president or a Rockette.

Well, this also makes you the lead dancer on The Corny Collins Show.

Would you mind if I, too, checked it out?

I'm calling because I have some information...

So you've met my dad

This little girl could power...

She thinks I'm bein' mean but I'm not. Those Tv people...

# But, baby, baby, we've got so far to go #

# Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread #

They love you, Link.

Your pork is ready.

You didn't have to do that, Link.

You will never watch that show again!

- He's Corny. - He's Corny.

# I am not afraid to throw my weight around #

# 'Cause I never wanna be #

And out-negotiating them.

# Well, don't-cha hear 'em chime? #

You are never setting foot on that show again.

# Time brings a gift #

Negro Day's the best.

But why not? Why not?!

# Grew up in a cootie zoo #

# Stop! Don't! No! Please! #

# 'Cause all things are equal when it comes to love #

# 'Cause she's the kitten that the cats prefer #

Hey, speak for yourself.

Just because she's a good dancer.

# I never drank one chocolate malt #

# 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean #

# They're the nicest kids in town #

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

# What gives a girl power and punch #

# To lift us up #

I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart.

# Hey, little girl on a spendin' spree #

# The world's gonna wake up and see #

All right. Time y'all knew.

- Lou Ann! - Joey!

# 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round #

# And I can hear the bells #

I don't know what happened, Mr. Spritzer.

Why, thank you.

Turn your face this way.

Can't you keep your little girl...

Miss Teenage Hairspray.

Give 'em a hand, folks. All right, all right.

Besides, looks like a cool scene down here.