Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, I know where I've seen you before. - Where?

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Ladies and gentlemen.

# I can hear the bells #

# And just throw them away #

J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'...

Now, you can fight it or you can rock out to it.

# Hey, old friend, together #

Side step, front step.

I think people like me are gonna have to get up...

# Do you dance like you dress? #

That's the way you do it.

for inappropriate hair height one more time...

# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

We need to learn some new tricks...

# And I don't need a Barbie doll to show me how #

# It's like getting my big break and laryngitis #

It won't be where you're going.

Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy?

Tracy, you know...

# Shop around but, little darlin', I've got to be #

# Another day with you #

# 'Cause when I start to dance I'm a movie star #

velma von Tussle just told me we have had our last show.

# There's a cry #

- Graah! - Oh, my God!

# So oh, oh, don't hold me back #

Well, I do. I left my iron on.

Oh. They're so glamorous.

# Oh, no, ew! #

How could I ever?

# You can take off in a rocket #

If I let you leave the house...

I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned an Eagle Scout.

It's time to wrap this mutha up.

Extensions by mutual option.

Oh, I know exactly who would.

Now I'll never get a chance to be on the show.

Don't you touch my canned tuna.

You're gonna get it, white girl!

# You'll always hit the spot #

Sergeant Morris is in critical condition.

# Hey, old friend, let's look back #

incarceration to win a pageant.

Tempting but, uh... no, thanks.

# Life is like a beat that you can't follow #

Welcome to the sixties!

This time next year you could be wearing...

Mom, please don't send my best friend to the big house.

You don't need those...

# Once upon a time I used to dress up Ken #

# She's a star, Tracy, go, go, go #

Tracy Turnblad.

OK, Mother. Excuse me.

They can't put Tracy in special ed.

# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #

Well, if we can't dance...

# Without love #

I can hear the bells

# Bum, bum, bum #

# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

# Mr. Corny Collins with the latest greatest #

# Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful #

Wait till Dad sees you.

# To the new girl in town #

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

# I'm the ladies' choice #

# You're like a stinky old cheese, babe #

# Once upon a time when I was just a kid #

Miss Turnblad brutally attacked a sergeant...

And I'm your fabled Miss Motormouth Maybelle...

# Every color in between #

# But you gotta run the race to win the prize #

# There's plenty of room so jump inside #

# The new girl in town #

# As it comes speedin' down the tracks #

it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray spectacular.

# He'll ask me on a date and then #

I'd know whose mother you were anywhere.

# Seaweed, you're my black white knight #

# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

I mean, please.

# Hey, Mama, yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Take me home and then unwrap me #

All right, Miss buttercup.

Wanna do Peyton Place for Corny?

- Doreen! - Link!

I think knowin' you's the start of a pretty big adventure.

# I'm the cutest chickie that you ever did see #

# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #

That's a skill you can take right to the bank.

# Gimme a break, yeah. Right now! #

She's punishing me for harboring a fugitive...

# Are you scared we're on live? #

# Somebody oughta hose her down #

# Well, they throw off their coats #

# Without love #

Ya upset with me?

# She's got cooties #

# Good morning, Baltimore #

# Let's hear it for Mama #

Daddy, are you OK?

Tv's got to integrate!

# Round three #

i can hear the bells

# Life's a 45 when you can't buy it #

Maybelle, let's go.

That big little girl is sending my sales through the roof.

# Hairdos are higher #

# But we never fret it #

# 'Cause you can't stop #

# Mama, that's your cue #

# Won't go all the way but I'll go pretty fa-ar #

# And so we're gonna shake and shimmy it #

our own smooth-as-silk Shelley.

# Better than hairspray #

# Test drive this American male #

# Mama, I've been in the nest for far too long #

# We have yet to win #

# The rats on the street #

# Hey, Wilbur, take a look #

It's our first live show.

They must think my ears are garbage cans.

# A woman found out if she shook it #

# Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #

I can't see the board again.

# Until death do us part and #

# We get stronger #

# Baltimore sound #

your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral...