Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me guess...

# There's a light burnin' bright #

# So don't give up and don't say when #

# Good morning, Baltimore #

Ma, don't listen to a word she says!

Who are you voting for? Lou Ann?

There's so much air out here.

# Yeah, we know you turn the sound up #

You see me hobnobbin' and drinkin' rum and cokes with all those hoi pollois

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I'll talk to her.

# The best that I can today #

# And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound #

Come on up here, Brenda.

# She shows them cootie hospitality #

I can hear the bells

# Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy #

# 'Cause what's gone is gone, the past is the past #

# When I see a Christmas ham #

# Cootie, cootie #

welcome to your 30s

# Her head she should smother #

about your daughter's whereabouts.

You carried her in!

Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt!

# Oh, but the riches #

It's a little twitchy.

Mrs. Turnblad, it's a new dance!

# I can't see why people look at me #

# Side by side and year by year #

# 'Cause it's hard havin' fun playin' with yourself #

# Step on out, hear us shout #

# They say that white has might and thin is in #

# 'Cause I finally found the boy #

Hon, she knows...

# Oh-o-o-o-o-o #

Let's toast to that.

# 'Cause we know that time is our friend #

Ma, it's not racket. It's The Corny Collins Show.

W- Was your mom in the navy?

# We're dreamin' of but you cannot stop #

# As he walks me down the aisle #

# This heavyweight champion takes the prize #

# Nice white kids who like to lead the way #

# My book of recipes #

# Dresses like a circus clown #

# Because you shout non-stop and you're so twisted, too! #

# So, if every night you're shakin' #

Oh, my Amber is perfect for that.

with the rest of the class Patrick Henry's immortal last words.

# So, most days, we'll take it fast #

# Have some fun #

# Hey, look out for that movin' van #

# 'Cause I never wanna be #

And those lines have been burnin' up our switchboard.

# 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean #

- Amber. - Amber, Amber, Amber.

Pack your desk.

OK. You be my agent.

your cold, dead body in the grave.

# You can laugh but life's a test #

# There's a dream #

# 'Cause when I need a lift #

# Get your hands on somethin' small #

YOU CAN’T EAT?!

Link, you sprayed it right in my face!

# Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa #

# Fads keep a-fadin' #

# Tell Lollobrigida to step aside #

But all the kids are battin' up their hair now, hon.

# Of two hearts in love to stay #

# 'Cause I know where I've been #

# Wilbur, can't ya feel the burnin' flame of hot desire #

# From out of the blue, girl #

Well, before you go...

# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

Amber, that move is far too dirty.

# Oh, my God, how times have changed #

for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you...

# I could say it ain't so but, darlin', what's the use? #

# She surely likes to let her freak flag fly #

# Seems to dance on air #

Tomorrow's the Miss Teenage Hairspray pageant.

# Fuzzy legs, laying eggs #

# Listen, I can hear the bells #

- Dress nice. - What?

# Or the rain from above #

# But they all pass eventually #

It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man.

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby #

I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.

# Without love #

- Inez Stubbs! - What?!

# One little touch now my life's complete #

Oh, you've come on a very exciting day.

# Then I found my way #

What? No. I would-I would never.

I'm tryin' to iron here.

# No, I ain't lyin' #

# Who looks just like you #

# Glad I got my cootie shot! #

Oh, Wilbur, to think that I almost stopped her...

# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, have some fun #

Come on over here, Little Inez.

Ooh, pretty flowers.

Looking for someone?

# 'Cause, ladies, big is back #

# Then we met and you made me the man I am today #

She'll certainly risk jail.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

# The new girl in town #

# Just as long as you're dancin' next to me #

# Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs #

# Pretty Penny little #

I'm very pleased and scared to be here.

You're spry as a Slinky.

Hope I didn't dent your 'do.

And, of course...

Oh, you wanna play Charades now. All right.

I am now a checkerboard chick.

better than my mom?

# And he'll whisper as we're reminiscin' #

Wanna be one-a the nicest kids in town?

Mike Morris with a crowbar, shattering his jaw...

You three: Outside, now.

# Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze #

I strongly suggest you and your little friends...

# Before he meets the new girl in town #

# You can't stop my happiness #

# Each time I tell 'em what I know is true, oh, no #

# The new girl in town #

Aah! Let me down!

# The motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky #

BECAUSE I’M BIG, BLONDE, AND BEAUTIFUL

# I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice #

Well, good evening, Miss Edna.