Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I would cry like a baby who was just hit by a hammer.

Well, guess I might as well head back to my store.

This dress just creates the illusion of nudity.

Once again we celebrate Springfield's most beloved event.

- You don't know who I am, do you? - I sure do.

Well, yeah. She's had more stars on her than Lisa's homework.

I've got a date with a movie star?

- Seymour, we've got to have a band. - Fine. But no cake.

They've never been happier.

And right away I'm stunned

...I guess this ain't gonna have a happy ending. I'm sorry.

Flanders. Can't a man just drink alone on a Wednesday morning?

As long as they bought the book, I'll get the money.

Yup. Why would that Twinkie wanna go out with a Ding Dong like me?

Sara, I hate to say it, but your top's upstaging the Pops.

If you ride with a friend, you can save 20 bucks.

Sure you do. And I'm going apple picking with Scooby-Doo.

I'm no Arthur Miller or Lyle Lovett.

Uh, number one: Sara, is it true you shoplifted a kayak?

"Form of business"?

I was hoping we could use this audio cassette.

Sweet words I long to whisper