Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't know there were people like you left in the world.
I think she needs a diaper change.
The public may not see me naked but you just might.
Now, let's go around the room and analyze why we didn't read it.
Exact-a-tically-tacally.
I mean, who will buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
For each year, on the third Tuesday of May sweeps...
You guys are jamming.
So anyway, uh, hmm, your movie's wrapping up soon.
You know, I grew up in a house like this.
Oh, no way.
...from Modern Sandcastle Magazine.
And, um... Oh, there's our ladies' book club. Sara, you're welcome to come.
Sir, would you ask your sweetheart to sign her autograph for me?
Me too.
- Cramps. - All my friends are dead.
What a sight. It happens every year...
- Ugh, cut. - Sir, there's no reason...
Last thing I bought for a lady was a casket.
"Owner's marital status"?
Daddy, why is everyone so happy the jellyfish are back?
Uh, that's me as a greaser, emperor of China, Eleanor Roosevelt...
- Well, I can't see the harm. - With a brandy glaze?
You wanna get married?
Excuse me. Are you open?
...we can give up our seats to some old people.
They've never been happier before. Somebody's never been happier before. Someone's never been happier before. Everybody's never been happier before. Everyone's never been happier before.
Hmm.