Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, it ain't happening today.
Well, I've got a date With a girl with no name
Kiss me, Diego.
His answer's not at the bottom of a hedge.
All right. But you're gonna have to kiss a woman.
I know I said I wanted this. But I don't want you to do anything...
- We don't have a team. - No!
Flanders, I mix Twinkies and Ding Dongs all the time.
They've never been happier before. Somebody's never been happier before. Someone's never been happier before. Everybody's never been happier before. Everyone's never been happier before. They've never been happier before. Somebody's never been happier before. Someone's never been happier before. Everybody's never been happier before. Everyone's never been happier before.
It's about a lady.
Ho-ho, Moe, you lovable loser.
Your carpeted floor feels good on my toes.
Are you hitting on me?
You know, the cow being me.
Then all that's left is to protect Maggie from the sun.
...and his arm candy, Sara Sloane.
...with a midnight marriage to Gosford Park megahunk, Bob Balaban.