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We’re movie producers now And we’re Jewish...YAYYYY!
And, Ned, I haven't seen you this happy in years.
Wait a minute. This is to adopt two of your kids.
Ba-doo-doo-doo-doo...
Are you for real?
Fine. I'll wear your stupid jacket.
But your husband's animals are watching.
You get one free taste, then you gotta buy the scoop.
Oh, I should say not.
Deal. Ned, we won.
...the sophisticated subtlety of British humor.
I love you too. And I always will. But unlike the Bible...
Well... For now, I'll take a left-handed crimper.
Women love you when you've dated a movie star.
All they wanna talk about is their Botox, their Tae Bo or their Xbox.
Well, sir, that's very encouraging, but I can't date a movie star.
You're probably bored silly.
I've already dumped three on Mia Farrow.
But then The ocean took you back
- That's what Maude used to say. - A girl could get used to that.
...or in a dirty dream.
Ha, ha, well, that's, uh, very interesting, uh...
Poor Ned, gardening away his misery.