Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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both: * I gave birth at the circus *
- I would have missed you guys too.
- [in Southern accent] Howdy, do you like my stripes?
and where has it gotten you?
I've had sex.
- So last night when I didn't have sex with Gisela--
- Oh, Heidi, I do see you as a peer.
on the way back from birdwatching excursions.
[vocalizing]
'cause you didn't think I was cool enough.
She came on to me after we had drinks.
and change our song.
- Well, if you're going to drown your sorrows
[ominous music]
* But they don't know my name *
* I'll be patient 'cause I know it's on the way *
- It couldn't hurt for Bumper
Yeah, shake on it, cool. - Wait, so is that a yes?
Yeah, I'm not gonna do this.
- He never really did normal father stuff with us.
She was being weird last time I saw her.
- That's literally everything I've ever wanted to hear.
Like, perhaps providing insider information
- [gasps] I should go.
- That was a yes. - Okay.
* Come jump in, be my friend *
He just goes by Klaus, like Banksy.
- To be honest, I considered it.
* Lest your voice has no cred... *
But how do we make it cool?
- I mean, this Klaus guy seems perfect.
and we watch our favorite American reality show,
- [gasps]
* I'm in love with Heidi *
every time I see him, but he won't.
then maybe you should consider the options
- He has a point.
I finally thought that we were on the same page