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- Hey. where's Maggie? - Here she is!
- Fiscal solvency. - Oh. Yeah. Me too.
I invited you guys here to help me with this report. Any ideas?
What? Too soon?
- Rip-off!. - Get off the stage!
- We're not giving you money. - Oh. but I want some.
I'm afraid it looks pretty grim. We're gonna have to give them the amber waves of grain...
What happened to you, man? You used to be cool
The fire has more wisdom to impart to you.
There's only one way out of this mess.
- Hey. maybe I could sue 'em! - [ Groans ]
It's going to rain. Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
- Hey. y'all ready to party? - [ Electrical Crackling ]
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
That's why today I'm proposing a temporary refund adjustment.
Refund? Hey. sounds good to me.
You should've thought of that before you dropped out of the DeVry Institute.
I want you to play my demo tape in the background while you're yakkin' about whatever.
Well. what better place to celebrate your recovery...
- Can we skinny-dip? - At Camp David? Sure!
Here's a coupon for some crab claws.
[FEEDBACK SQUEALING] [SCREAMING]
[ Laughs ] Don't leave me hanging. Greenspan!
The bugs are firmly in charge.
- Okay. [ Grunts ] - [ Explodes ]
Oh! I'm tired of giving you money.
Yes. I am proud to be America's first straight female president.
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[ Excited Shouting ]
Oh. But Bart could screw everything up.
Well. I do have this robotic prostate.
# Daylight come and you want-a my tape #