Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bleh! This virtual fudge tastes like crap.

Oh. no. I've got half a beer in there. and Bewitched is on.

- Legalize it. - Legalize what?

But you traded your amplifier for a boogie board.

Hi, Simon. You got a new job.

Bart. you're never gonna grow up if I keep bailing you out.

- What? - Please.just go. They've taken the Visitors Center!

You sure are. But hey!

Absolutely. I want you and your pals to go away to Camp David...

She knows what time dinner is. [ Chomping ]

#Wasted once more in Daiquiritaville #

Now in conclusion. my administration will focus on the three R's:

Come on. Every president gets three secret murders.

Damn straight. And I'm here to tell ya you've been sent on a wild goose chase.

- Aw. crap! - ''It's in our mighty rivers. our majestic''-

Dude. I know. I left a message with some guy named Hans.

I’m so The End

[ Gagging. Gasping ]

Oh. yeah. I never should've had that trendy laser surgery.

If I'm gonna bail the country out, I'll have to raise taxes.

Dude. you know I'm good for it. I'll have plenty of money when my lawsuit pays off.

[ Clears Throat ]

Thanks. Bart! You bought us some time. What can I do to thank you?

[ Angry Shouting ]

Y'mean president Chaz Bono?

write up a report on coolness

So here's a Captain Bart original.

- Not a firecracker! - Hey! I bought it from a guy on your reservation.

All right. Geez.

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