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The Lost Pirate

[ Groans ] Lisa's counting on me for this coolness report.

# Send a check to my friend Ralph #

- Helen? - Wasn't I wearing a hat?

You're not gonna believe it. Lise.

Que paso contigo Viejo antes eras chevere

- [ Questioning Groan ] - Lisa?

Don't you think we should wait for Lisa? She is the president.

Oh. all right. But only because you haven't outed Rod and Todd.

- Appointed a supreme court justice. - Oh!

I just need a little moola to get my amp out of hock. How 'bout a little loan-ski?

Shh! By the time they find out. we'll have taken our cyanide pills.

- You had a meeting this morning! - I have a lot of meetings. I'm the president!

Aw,just like her mommy, Maggie Senior.

I guess I am an embarrassment.

Mom. Lisa won't share!

Guys. the thing is. we totally have the money. and we tried to wire it to you.

Keith Fitt Here

People can't deal with what I'm laying down.

I can't relax. Being president is hard work!

Or the incident with the over salted fries.

Fourscore and four, fourscore and five...

Damn! I was so close! I had 3 27!

Oh! Oh. Consider it done.

You mean the spider bite at Disneyland?

- I never trusted her. - Don't blame me. I voted for Chastity Bono!

- Coolness report? - [ Gasps ]

The Balanced Breakfast Program just created a generation of ultra-strong super criminals.

- Should we take the hover bus or the non-hover bus? - Non-hover.

Well. if my country needs me-

All right! Time for some underage gambling. So long. sucker!