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- Hans? - He might've been a temp. Very surly.
All right. Which one of you suits ran over my moped?
but it is only through arduousity that-
- [ cucumbers ] - oops. Windshield-wipers. Honey.
Yeah. Crazy Talk came up with that.
Right! Let's bash a noggin!
Of what? The United States of Dorksylvania?
to the man you will become.
When we're finished. we can go through Bill Clinton's porno stash.
- # Post Office Box 30452 ## - Good night. America.
Mm-hmm.
[ Bell Ringing ]
This cool Indian guy showed me our future.
It gets kind of hazy after that.
Uh. what's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?
[ Murmuring Agreement In Various Languages ]
He's in his box. pining away.
Hey! An Indian casino!
[ Chirping ]
he sent me to Belly Flop Academy.
- [ Grunts ] - Wait!
That's Crazy Talk
As you know. we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.
- This speech could make or break my presidency. - I hear ya.
In three. two-
Now we'd like to play a Jimmy Buffett song...
Folks. you're gonna want to turn around.